now thats what you call innovation.....
REALLY REALLY DUMB SIGNS!!!
In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
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MURPHY'S LAWS
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
- When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
- If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
COOL QUOTE!!!
"It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return,but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel."
GAMING ZONE!
GUESS THIS MOVIE!!!
E _ E _ _ I _ E _ _ U _
Clues:-
1.This movie was released in 2001
2.Starred Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman
3.Movie was directed by Stanley Kubrick..
4.This movie was never released in India coz of itz explicit sexual content
Guyz!!!That should be enough to guess the name....if you still dont get it,better start watching some hollywood stuff......
If ya get it,well thn just mail d answers to webmaster@hdfu.20m.com
HDFU GAME OF THE DAY!!!
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!!
If everything's coming your way,then you are probably in the wrong lane...
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JUPITER ZONE!!
(Warning: While browsing through this section, any kind of cerebral activity is not advisable as it may have serious repercussions!!!)
Jupiter #1:- We r shopping at this place in pimpri.there are 4-5 of us and we decide each 2 buy a T-shirt.now d shopkeeper agrees 2 giv us a discount of 15%,so he makes d bill and deducts 15% frm it...Now our Mr Jupiter puts his thinking process in gear and goes to chetan and says smugly "knoe wot chetan*,the shopkeeper fooled u!instead of giving discount on d each Tshirt individually,he gave it on d overall bill..." :) Jupiter #2:- Our dear friend Chetan is in canteen,standing on the other side of the counter,laughin n joking with d canteen guys as he always does..Now just then Ben walks in d canteen n approaches d counter.Mr Chetan is naturally very happy hoping she'll say smthng."Bhaiya,do coffee dena!!!" is what she utters n shatters chetans in million pieces...wht cld have been a begining of a romantic love story ends in a tragic anti-cimax...obviously a very sad incident for chetan but a very hilarious one for all of us.Thankx Chetan for this priceless moment!!!!
*Some names might have been changed to ensure privacy....
JOKE OF THE DAY!!!
Man Falls Asleep At Church...
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg.In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin."Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones."God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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STUMPED!!!
1) How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A) Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
2) If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it takefour men to build it?
A) No time at all it is already built.
3) If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A) Very large hands.(Good one)
4) How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A) It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
5Q) How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A) No Probs , He sleeps at night.
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IT HUMOR!!!
Q.Whatz d difference between Hardware & Software?
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SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE!!!
* To fall in love.
* To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.(believe me...this feels great...)
* To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.(nothing like this 1...)
* To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year .
HDFU Word of the day..
à·go-go :-A nightclub for fast, lively dancing.
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